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  • PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
    • ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA
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Illustrated grocery checkout scene featuring a large gold check reading “$5,000 (SIKE)” between a MAGA shopper and a skeptical Black cashier.

The $5,000 Trump Dividend Is Sitting in the Same Mailbox as Your DOGE Check

by Kimberly Ann Hawes

On September 9, at the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, President Trump…

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Trump-a-Palooza empty seats at the Dallas Republican midterm convention with rows of vacant chairs and a fallen letter L.

TRUMP-A-PALOOZA EMPTY SEATS: APPARENTLY EVERYBODY HAD SOMEWHERE ELSE TO BE

by Kimberly Ann Hawes

The Trump-a-Palooza empty seats in Dallas were not necessarily the political disaster everyone assumed. Perhaps the chairs were practicing social distancing.

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Woman creating a moving abroad exit strategy with a passport, laptop, travel documents, budget notes, and packed suitcase.

Moving Abroad Exit Strategy: Build Yours Before You Pack

by Kimberly Ann Hawes

There is a particular moment when “I would love to live abroad…

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SHAQUILLE O’NEAL HONORARY FBI AGENT: SHAQ, YOU COULDN’T WAIT FOUR FUCKING YEARS?

by Kimberly Ann Hawes

The words Shaquille O’Neal honorary FBI agent were not on my 2026…

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Trump Tariffs Canada: The Grocery-Aisle Cold War Nobody Asked For

by Kimberly Ann Hawes

America and Canada have decided that peace is overrated when there are…

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  • ABOUT
  • FROM THE EDITOR
  • PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
    • ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA
  • PASSPORT PROFITS
  • 🎶 LISTEN TO THE DAILY “F” WORD 🎶
  • THE LIFESTYLE
    • Food & Booze
    • Style
    • Travel
  • SHOP
  • CONTACT THE UNFUCKABLE TIMES
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